Misheru

I know you all probably think this is some kind of redneck joke, but the truth is, I hate pushing buttons with my face and I hate the crick I get in my neck when I try and talk on the phone and type at the same time, so Marti and I both went very 1979 and got these bluetooth headsets. You can see the button at the bottom — that’s the same button at the bottom of a bluetooth headset, and it’s used to connect to a cell phone or end a call. I have to give this five out of five stars for sound, although, with that much speaker, what could go wrong? It’s actually bigger than I thought it would be, and yes, I can fit it between my ear and shoulder.

Marti got one in black, and his colleagues recommended a headband and duct tape to make it truly hands-free.

Want one? I bought mine at ThinkGeek (and no, this isn’t a product placement thing). And yes, mom and dad, this really is a bluetooth headset. The redneck version is here:

Sadly, technology like this cannot be bought, as each headset is carefully handcrafted by a redneck. The beer can be bought at your local store, though.

*Warning: Hardcore redneck activities should not be tried by the uninitiated. Also, drinking beer, even Coors beer, while driving, is illegal even if you call it barley-pop. If you have a complaint, please blame the neo-nazi nanny state for impinging on your rights, or tell your government employee your opinion when you collect your welfare or unemployment check. They love to hear your thoughts!