The Yoda Phone Charm
Want to get me a gift I’ll love? This is your answer. I don’t know how I’ve been living without this for so long. It is closely followed by the Bacteria Assassin Ninja Toothbrush Sanitizer:
You never even saw it coming...
Or how about this bark-free device that keeps dogs from barking? (I’m looking at YOU, Daphne the dog!) You can buy this for me too.
Emits a high-pitched sound whenever a dog barks, annoying the dog back.
