Why?

On having children:

Why is my food/drink/cookie always better than their food/drink/cookie?
Why do toddlers take off their diapers in order to pee on the floor?
Why, if kids don’t understand they are going potty, do they find a nice, quiet place to make a puddle?  Such as in the middle of the snake sculpture at the mall [...]

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