Conversation late last night:
“We should go to Costco.”
“Why?”
“They have economy packs of penises.”
“They have economy packs of what?!”
“They have economy packs of…condoms. I meant to say condoms!”
“So now we know why you like Costco…”
And just for fun, here’s Jon Stewart, talking about the recent rice “shortage” in the U.S. (featuring Costco, but without the economy penis packs, unfortunately)
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