If you enjoyed the last post, you might enjoy the actual site, Wry Baby, where you can not only purchase your own parental instruction book, but also buy a onesie that says:
and other useful and tactful gifts for your friends.
In other news, Maya (aka, “demon child”) went to the doctor today and we found out she has coxsackie virus, otherwise known as hand, foot and mouth disease. It’s a benign illness (by “benign,” the doctor means, “Painful enough that she’ll make your life hell for 7-10 days, whichever is later, but not permanently damaging so long as you don’t internally combust by then”) whereas you have blisters on your throat AND your hands AND your feet. Lovely. This at least explains why Maya has been so extremely angry the past few days. If I had a blistered throat, I might be angry too. Anyway, I’m hoping she’ll calm down after a few more days and things start to heal up (please God! PLEASE!).
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