It’s not about the Golden Compass, I promise. It’s about breasts.

Or, shall I say, it’s about how to carry multiple bras at one go. A problem we all have, I must say.

But really — Dave Barry may have retired his column, but he still puts out his gift guide! This year, among the bra-g, I enjoyed seasoned shot — shotgun shot that is actually made from seasoning —

and the ten plagues bowling pin set.

That’s the spirit of Christmas, baby (or, um, Hanukkah)

(Photos by Joshua Prezant.)