I understand housing prices are high, but if it drives you to set your husband’s penis on fire — probably worth the money to move out.
My favorite quote from the article: “The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation.” Heh. Climaxed.
Woman Sets Fire To Ex-husband’s Penis
MOSCOW (Reuters) - A woman set fire to her ex-husband’s penis as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka, Moscow police said Wednesday.
Asked if the man would make a full recovery, a police spokeswoman said it was “difficult to predict.”
The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation. The couple divorced three years ago but continued to share a small flat, something common in Russia where property costs are very high.
“It was monstrously painful,” the wounded ex-husband told Tvoi Den newspaper. “I was burning like a torch. I don’t know what I did to deserve this.”
Here’s my guess: you sat on your ass drinking vodka while your wife cleaned the flat by herself for the umpteenth time, she got sick of it, dumped your vodka on your lap and tossed in a match. I can see that happening. Particularly if you are still wandering around your shared apartment naked after having gotten a divorce. Or perhaps she found the sight of your penis annoying. If I got a divorce, which I hope never happens, I wouldn’t like to see my ex-husband’s bits and pieces all over. But hey, that’s just me.
August 24th, 2007 at 1:38 pm
And yet…who hasn’t done something like that?
Misheru: It disturbs me that you say this…um, I try not to light anyone’s penis on fire, husband or no, but you know, I guess not everyone has these sorts of scruples…