What Happens After Five Six Years of Marriage

What Who Would You Do For A Klondike Bar…

“I saved you the last Klondike bar.”
“Wow! That’s really sweet of you.”
“But you have to sleep with me.”
“I always sleep with you.”
“You know what I mean.”
“Oh, you mean sleep with you. Or what?”
“I eat the last Klondike Bar.”
“You’ll eat that last Klondike, eh?”
“Yeah. You have to sleep with me or the Klondike Bar gets it.”
“Whatever. I’m supposed to be on a diet anyway.”