For Christmas, a co-worker gave me an awesome calendar called “Bad Kitties.” It’s a collection of cat photos from MyCatHatesYou.com. Now, it’s no secret that my family loves evil cats. I love evil cats. I don’t like the “wind around your legs, jump into your arms” kind of kittie. I like cats who hate everyone, who majestically take over your couch/bed/favorite chair, who deem to allow you to stroke their rich fur. Imperial cats. Queenly cats.
That being said, I love a killer pussy too, and here’s a great story about a cat that wakes up its owner when the house is on fire. Dogs, you are out of a job, I say. But the best part is the picture. Does this look like an altruistic cat, hoping to save its owner? I think not. This is what the cat was really thinking: “Get your ass up and get me out of here before I singe my fur, you worthless piece of @$#!”
(Reuters photo)
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