Recently I went through a training course where I learned how to be, if possible, even nosier than I actually am. This means I discovered how and where to access public records and to see if anyone I know has ever been convicted of anything. Please imagine me writing these words with an evil, evil grin.
Of course, the first thing I did was look up myself, and, whew! my record is completely clear. The one perk of having a husband who is a computer guy. Just kidding. Really. We didn’t leave the body in the trunk. We buried it in the desert, like decent people, and do not plan to carry the head around in a suitcase anytime soon.
However, I noticed there are a lot of people with names similar to myself who, incidentally, also live in Arizona. So I decided to pick one and see what I came up with. Of course, the one I picked had been arrested for…prostitution. This made me laugh out loud.
Marti wonders how we managed to have such a nice Christmas.
February 13th, 2006 at 8:03 pm
This simply validates my theory that Librarians are secret cult members bent on destroying our society. Feeling left out after modern marvels shelved their books, Librarians have resorted to such deeds as the 80’s and Y2K in an attempt to end it all.
– Missy if your going to go down this path you could at least share the evil secrets with us!