Penis envy

Okay, I can’t hide it anymore — I’ve been reading Dave Barry’s blog, and I feel compelled to post more amusing stories. The first? A thrilling blog about the secret lives of lobsters, based by a book called (incidentally), The Secret Lives of Lobsters. As an aspiring author, I am always searching for the latest craze; according to Trevor Corson, lobsters have two penises, and females lure males in by urinating on them. I’m practically rushing out to buy the book now (I shouldn’t jest — he made it to the Maine bestseller list…but hmmm, a book on lobsters, selling well, in Maine…). Click here for an explanation of why just one penis is more than enough for the homo sapiens male.