Only in San Fransisco…

And maybe only in the U.S. would a lawsuit exist that involves a gorilla, interpreters and nipples. Koko, labeled the “talking” ape because she knows over 1,000 words in sign language, apparently has a nipple fixation, and two female employees were fired for not, er, baring their breasts for her pleasure. I’m not sure why only two people have spoken up about this, but maybe the others knew what they were getting into when they answered that “Fun, easy job up to $500 an hour” ad in the paper. The entire article is here. In other news, England has developed STD’s for cockroaches in a revolutionary new measure to crack down on roach pre-marital sex. The female roaches have been complaining incessantly about “all that pornography, it’s just got to stop.” Next stop: pheremone gland circumcision.