I am turning into one of “those women.” You know, the kind that talk about types of cleaners and bemoan the stains in the carpet? Yes, the women all those T.V. ads are actually targeting. I don’t know how it happened, but I am suddenly and irresistably drawn to the flylady site, which is a website dedicated to cleaning your house. It even has cute graphics. I would make retching sounds, but I have to go compulsively clean my kitchen sink now. Cleanliness is next to…*thrashing sounds as alien invasion of Missy’s body is complete*