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The Future of the Reference Librarian

After two four years in library school, I’ve come to understand that people truly revere the reference desk. Where else can someone wise sit and answer questions with a knowing smile? While those poor, non-master’s-degree-carrying schmucks do all the “work” of checking books in and out, repairing books and cds and issuing library cards, the librarian can warm his or her tootsies via a space heater under the desk and enjoy the peace and quiet of the library. Reference is truly the apex of the field of information science — just ask a library student.

I enjoy hearing people talk about “sinking their teeth” into a good reference question. I myself have approached the reference desk many times with some really complicated reference question that the librarians, um, couldn’t actually answer. Any of the times. Nevertheless, I am sure that this is merely because I, with my 12 courses on libraries, have now surpassed them in my knowledge of reference services, and must now “refer” myself. With this in mind, I have found a wonderful website to help those on their quest for information. Please click here for a fascinating media presentation on the future of reference in libraries. You won’t be sorry!

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Why?

On having children:

  1. Why is my food/drink/cookie always better than their food/drink/cookie?
  2. Why do toddlers take off their diapers in order to pee on the floor?
  3. Why, if kids don’t understand they are going potty, do they find a nice, quiet place to make a puddle?  Such as in the middle of the snake sculpture at the mall play area in front of several dozen spectators?
  4. Why can’t the first outfit be the one they want to wear?
  5. Why is mama’s bed always softer and more comfortable?
  6. Why do kids need to come in while you’re peeing and talk about the weather/school/what’s on t.v.?
  7. How can a kid stick a finger into his/her own poop, yet be unwilling to eat a sandwich with a bite taken out of it?
  8. How come personal hygiene (tooth brushing, flossing, nail-trimming, hair cutting, etc) becomes so much more important at bedtime than when you’d like to get it done some other time during the day?
  9. Why are couch cushions integral to having a fun time?  What about that Star Wars set I bought at Christmas for $49 that’s sitting in the closet still?
  10. What’s so wrong with green stuff?  Do kids come pre-programmed to reject vegetables?
  11. How do kids know the moment you sit down to cuddle with your spouse?  Are they equipped with radar?
  12. Why do young children get up early but teenagers sleep in?  Is this God’s cruel trick on parents?
  13. What do parents in Africa do without macaroni and cheese?
  14. How come a child can run around for 30 minutes in a playground, yet be unable to walk 30 feet to the car?
  15. Why, despite all these things, are kids still cute when they’re asleep?
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Remember that dream?

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g47/xEverlasting_Gazex/

 Remember that dream where you walked down the aisle at church and suddenly realized you were completely naked?  Or the one where you “woke up” and realized you’d missed all your finals?  Personally I like to dream that I have to use the restroom in front of a large crowd.  I think this is a throwback from labor, where suddenly random people come and poke you in places you’d rather not be poked, in order to determine whether or not you should be taken seriously when you scream, “This &*()&ing hurts!”

But anyway.

Today I didn’t dream I missed a test.  Actually, I didn’t miss it.  I just realized the test I thought was Saturday?  Is tomorrow.  The foreign service exam I was planning to go to on Saturday, is actually in 12 1/2 hours.  HOLY CRAP.  Plus, I had two other interviews tomorrow, and I realized the mistake at 7:30 p.m. tonight.  NOT GOOD.  I’m frantically trying to rearrange it all, but maybe this is life’s answer to my indecision — just knock out some possibilities.  Not pretty, but I guess it works.

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