Things are better on the home front, and I am working on the mound of paperwork for graduation at present (well, not at present, exactly…but in a few minutes). Anyway, I recently discovered this site:
This is Why You’re Fat, where people send in photographs of American food. This one is my favorite — see how tiny that fork looks next to the giant burrito?
Some of the food is just plain hard to look at, like the twelve bird roast (yes, 12 different kinds of birds) or the bacon pizza burger, made with two medium bacon pizzas and half a cow. My dear friends overseas: this site is a true cultural journey. Only in America…
Next is just a really excellent comic by XKCD on getting to first base, shortstop and beyond:
Anyway, all is quiet on the Western front, except for the rapid beating of my stressed-out heart. I am diving into this paperwork like Michael Phelps dives into a pool.
Hopefully, ah, without the Speedo.
weirdoooooooooooo
ya u can see his weiner