Lists

What I ate last night after I got home from work (at 8 p.m.):

1 triple cheeseburger from Wendy’s, with 3 patties, 1 slice of cheese and everything on it, extra pickles.

1/5 of a jar of dill pickles.

1 small frosty.

1 chicken nugget.

2 servings of Cream of Wheat with whole milk and brown sugar.

(I could be pregnant.)

What Ben packed in his suitcase this morning:

5 DVDs
4 books
2 toys

With prompting, he also packed:
3 pair pajamas, 1 pair socks, 2 pair undies, 2 pair pants and 4 shirts.

Then he declared the suitcase “full,” despite my protests.

Clearly, at age 4, clean socks and underwear are not a priority, and Mr. Incredible and Bob the Builder are.